Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!
A puppy that is fat.
me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat
guinea pigs are just hairy baked potatoes
having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with
petting a dog and it goes to someone else
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult