godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

image

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

memewhore:

Fucking lmao at this one

memewhore:

Fucking lmao at this one

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture