sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

whoredinarygirl:

petition to take away Perez Hilton’s ability to communicate with the outside world

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry